My dad passed this along to me, and I think everyone should check it out. Prepare to laugh yourselves silly:

The Bulwer-Lytton Fiction ContestFor those of you wondering why you should click on the link: It's a contest inspired by the most famous of all bad opening lines, "It was a dark and stormy night." They ask people to come up with horrible ( Read more... )

We found out we can't close on the house today. Dammit. We haven't found out when we can close, but in the meantime we're packing like fiends.

I hate packing.

I'm thinking Em's bubbleficathon would be a good way to brush up on my writing skills. Yet I'm so flaky these days, I just don't know if I could pull it off. Hmm ( Read more... )